"Hold fast to the First Chickenmandment, and you will find the strength to overcome whatever lies ahead."
The Smoking Chicken Fish Store's NFC Tagged T-shirts
A Smoking Chicken Fish in a yellow bowl of chicken broth with the text Bouillons Will Be Brothtized on the side design printed on medium weight t-shirts.
Make a low-key statement with the sleek black “Lord Fishnu” pocket‑style tee—featuring the quirky Smoking Chicken Fish mascot subtly placed over the left chest. A minimalist yet bold option for crypto‑meme fans who prefer casual style with a punch.
Summon the divine absurdity with this crimson tribute to Lord Fishnu, the one true Cod of Smoking Chicken Fish. Half bird, half fish, fully blessed with bad habits and god-tier swagger – this is more than a T-shirt; it's a statement of faith in the freakishly fabulous.
Not for the faint of flame. This bold red box tee is your official uniform for staying relentlessly on fire. Whether you're lighting up ideas, dancefloors, or just your group chat—The Cig Stays Lit! and so do you.
Summon the divine absurdity with this crimson tribute to Lord Fishnu, the one true Cod of Smoking Chicken Fish. Half bird, half fish, fully blessed with bad habits and god-tier swagger – this is more than a T-shirt; it's a statement of faith in the freakishly fabulous.
Smoking Chicken Fish Store logo in black text in a fish shaped design with a colour Smoking Chicken Fish in the place of the fishes eye on lighter coloured medium weight t-shirts.
Church of the Smoking Chicken Fish in white text around an image of the Smoking Chicken Fish in front of a congregation of worshipers in a chapel design on medium weight t-shirts.
Celebrate meme culture with this bold and hilarious “Lord Fishnu” tee! A striking graphic mash‑up of chicken and fish—centered around the smoking fish‑beak character—takes center stage beneath the tongue‑in‑cheek slogan:
“It’s not July 4th until you worship Lord Fishnu”
Smoking Chicken Fish NFC Tagged T-shirts - $42.00
Smoking Chicken Fish's T-shirts are available in the following range of colours ------>
The Ninth Chickmandment States:-
Thou Shalt take initials at 4x
Lord Fishnu, April 20th · 1 minute prayer
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Questions and Answers About Your T-shirt
Q: Does it come in various sizes?
Yes. You have a choice from XS, S, M, L, XL, and XXL
Q: Do I have a choice of colours?
Yes, of course. As well as the colours displayed you can view the colours available for your chosen design then select your desired colour when placing your order.
Q: Will it fit on my body?
That depend upon the size you order, so make sure that you select the correct size as all t-shirts are standard fit, true to size.
Q: Is it waterproof ?
No, unfortunately not, but your chicken skin is!
Conclusion: Should You Buy It?
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How To Order The Smoking Chicken Fish Tshirt?
That's super easy!
Step 1: You should order your T-shirt from the official online shop here >>
Step 2: Anticipate the excitement of the arrival and unboxing of your T-shirt
Step 3: Enjoy the comfort and quality of your T-shirt!
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NOTE: Original Smoking Chicken Fish Store's NFC Tagged T-shirt's Are Not Available on Amazon, Ebay or anywhere else!
The Tenth Chickmandment States:-
Thou Shalt tell their brother about the one true Cod
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