"Hold fast to the First Chickenmandment, and you will find the strength to overcome whatever lies ahead."
The Smoking Chicken Fish Store's NFC Tagged Sweatshirts
A Smoking Chicken Fish in a yellow bowl of chicken broth with the text Bouillons Will Be Brothtized on the side design.
Smoking Chicken Fish in black text in a fish shaped design with a coloured Smoking Chicken Fish Store logo in the place of the fishes eye.
Transcend fashion norms with the absurdly iconic Church of the Smoking Chicken Fish sweatshirt. Featuring a surreal monk procession led by the divine Smoking Chicken Fish, this design is more than a statement—it’s a full-blown belief system.
Get ready to stir up some laughs with our Bouillons Will Be Brothtized
sweatshirt. Perfect for lovers of quirky humor and savory puns, this design features a hilariously unexpected twist—a little chicken fish producing a steaming bowl of broth.
Summon the divine absurdity with this crimson tribute to Lord Fishnu, the one true Cod of Smoking Chicken Fish. Half bird, half fish, fully blessed with bad habits and god-tier swagger – this is more than a sweatshirt; it's a statement of faith in the freakishly fabulous.
Smoking Chicken Fish Sweatshirts $59.00
Smoking Chicken Fish Sweatshirts are available in the following range of colours ------>
The Third Chickmandment States:-
Thou Shalt work for your bags
Lord Fishnu, April 20th · 1 minute prayer
I've been invested with Nexo since it's inception in 2018 and over that time have been impressed by the security, efficiency and transparency of their operation. I wish that my tradfi bank was as beneficial to my finances as Nexo has been, and continues to be in 2025 onwards!
David James · Winchester, UK
Questions and Answers About Your Sweatshirt
Q: Does it come in various sizes?
Yes. You have a choice from XS, S, M, L, XL, and XXL
Q: Do I have a choice of colours?
Yes, of course. As well as the colours displayed you can view the colours available for your chosen design then select your desired colour when placing your order.
Q: Will it fit on my body?
That depend upon the size you order, so make sure that you select the correct size as all sweatshirts are standard fit, true to size.
Q: Is it waterproof ?
No, unfortunately not, but your chicken skin is!
Overall Rating
4.9/5
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How To Order Your Smoking Chicken Fish Sweatshirt?
That's super easy!
Step 1: You should order your sweatshirt from the official online shop here >>
Step 2: Anticipate the excitement of the arrival and unboxing of your sweatshirt
Step 3: Enjoy the comfort and quality of your sweatshirt!
Get Your Smoking Chicken Fish Sweatshirt Now And Show Off Your Devotion To Lord Fishnu!
We at the Smoking Chicken Fish Store don't disappoint our customers with low quality apparel. Our links with TRESR, and designs from I AM Unstoppable, ensures that every garment is premium quality, featuring numbered editions and immersive NFC authentication experiences.
NOTE: Original Smoking Chicken Fish NFC Tagged Sweatshirts Are Not Available on Amazon, Ebay or anywhere else!
The Tenth Chickmandment States:-
Thou Shalt tell their brother about the one true Cod
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