Lord Fishnu – Cod of Smoking Chicken Fish Tee

Worship Weird. Wear it Loud.

Summon the divine absurdity with this crimson tribute to Lord Fishnu, the one true Cod of Smoking Chicken Fish. Half bird, half fish, fully blessed with bad habits and god-tier swagger – this is more than a shirt; it's a statement of faith in the freakishly fabulous.

🔱 Features:
Divine graphics of the unholy hybrid you didn’t know you needed
Supremely soft cotton – worthy of cult leaders and sinners alike
NFC-enabled: Tap in. Be chosen.

Guaranteed to get looks, weird questions, and probably a few new followers

🛐 Join the sacred order. Spread the smoked gospel.

Because sometimes enlightenment smells like chargrilled poultry and poor decisions.